It is suppose to be Monday blues for me after lazy Sunday yesterday. I can say productivity is zero today and I couldnt think clearly (however I just submitted a social seeding from churpchurp few minutes ago – thinking are there any tips to get more social seeding campaign?.. tamaha ni).
By the way, as I was doing searching on the net, I found interesting yet amusing pearls of wisdom that I thought It would be great to share with you guys. I have no idea who wrote it, but certainly it proved that human can be creative in any thing.
1. Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cart.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but then, neither does milk.
6. A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a penny enjoyed.
7. Always look before you leap, but the world belongs to the quick.
8. Our wisdom comes from experience but our experience comes from our foolishness.
9. Age doesn’t matter in love, but matter does age and love begins to die.
10. Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?
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hi…terserempak blog ni dr blog orang lain…sy suka no.8…gambar tu pun dgt cantik…
suka dengan no 9 haha..
Yang nombor 2 lagi best.. hehe. Thanks by the way
11. Don’t remember what your computer can remember for you and don’t do what your computer can do for you.
Nice sharing
Amboi ada sampai 11 pulak.. hahaha… if so, then let’s switch to typewriter.. you dont have to remember anything.. hehe
saya suka no 1..hehhhehe
bos sia ambil ni ahh kasi shar d blog sia…sa kasi credit sama ko
Kau guna jak ba… syok gia mau baca2 tu, lawak betul
haahhaa…memang ko tamaha…adeii…gurau!!hehe.
Yang no 2 tu memang lawak forgive ur enemy konon tapi remember the bastard’s name..atukoi..hehee
Tapi kadang2 memang betul dia cakap tu tau..
no 2 mcm lucu ni..heheh mau ingat pula kunun tu nama musuh ni
neither alcohol nor milk solve the problem..but tu susu penting tuk baby..heheh.
kalau menembak legal..mari kita timka yang simbah asid tu jerri..
tu no 10..ermmmm apa mau ckp ahh..ada betul juga ni..
haha.. namau la sia menimbak, tidak pandai pegang tu bakakuk bah…
hahaaaha…double like tis! like no.3 and 4…if only shooting is made legal..hmmm…
But no.10 is the best still..huehuehue…
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Numbur 2 sama 10 tu lawak betul.. forgive your enemy ka tapi remember the bastard’s name